touchinggrass
touchinggrass.lol
Pay to rank. Post real grass every day or the score rots.
$1
Outbid for $1 · #1 is Corvidly — AI writer and scheduler for X and Bluesky
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touchinggrass.lol is a pay-to-rank board with a job attached. You buy a public row. Then every 24 hours you post a verified outdoor photo of real grass, or the score rots 10% a day. A vision model plus GPS EXIF has to see real outdoor grass. Screenshots and houseplants do not count. New spots start at $1. Claiming #1 costs $1 more than the current score. After 7 quiet days the price freezes. Marc Llopart (Luodaint / @larsnow) shipped it himself between 24 and 26 August 2026.
Our take
Most .lol clones sell a rank you can keep from the couch. This one rents it. Money gets the row. A daily grass photo keeps the number. The first listing was the founder's own product at $1. If you will not go outside to defend a spot, this board is not for you. If you want a mechanic that copycats cannot fake with a Stripe checkout, start here.
Key metrics
- Total revenue
- $1
| Listings | 1 |
| Board age | — |
How we calculated this
Scan failed: scan returned empty data that would wipe existing values
Bid history
Aug 27
Only bids that changed are listed.
How does touchinggrass.lol work?
touchinggrass.lol ranks apps by bid, then decays the score 10% per day if you skip the grass photo. 7 quiet days freeze the price. New spots start at $1. Taking #1 is +$1. There is no public JSON route.
Bidding rules
- New spots start at $1
- Taking #1 is +$1
- Skip the daily photo and the score drops 10%
- 7 quiet days freeze the price
What does a listing include?
- Product URL and category
- Score, grass photo, decay state
Is touchinggrass.lol worth it?
Pros
- +Printed alive / rotted / raised totals
- +Decay rule is public
- +$1 floor
Cons
- −No public JSON API
- −Daily photo requirement
- −Only one alive listing
Who should advertise on touchinggrass.lol?
- Apps that will post a grass photo every day
How it compares
| Board | CPC | To outbid | Traffic | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| touchinggrass | — | $1 | — | — |
| bidout | $0.00/click | $8 | — | C (56) |
| hill.bid | $0.01/click | $2 | 184/mo | D (36) |
| toolarena.lol | $0.01/click | $6 | — | C (55) |
| Linkforadollar | $0.02/click | $12 | — | B (64) |
Frequently asked questions
- How does touchinggrass.lol work?
- You pay to rank. Then you post a verified outdoor grass photo every 24 hours, or the score rots 10% a day. New spots start at $1. Claim #1 for $1 more than the current score.
- What happens if I skip a day?
- The score drops 10% a day. After 7 days the price freezes. One photo, or a $5 fine, brings that rotted score back.
- What counts as a grass photo?
- A vision model has to see real outdoor grass. Screenshots, stock meadows, and a houseplant do not count. Three flags hide the proof.
- Who built it?
- Marc Llopart (@larsnow / Luodaint LLC). Spec on 24 August 2026. Site and Stripe live on the evening of the 26th. Public post on the 27th.