Biggusdickus
biggusdickus.lol
A shameless novelty leaderboard, priced in sats and dollars.
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Outbid for $5
Last updated · Content reviewed
Biggus Dickus is a comedic novelty leaderboard that ranks entries by tribute paid, in satoshis via Bitcoin Lightning, starting at 100 sats, or by card, starting at $5, with USD figures converted using Kraken's live price. The leaderboard did not finish loading on our review, showing only Opening the imperial ledger, consistent with our Aug 23, 2026 scan finding it completely empty.
Our take
Offering both Bitcoin Lightning and card payment is a genuinely unusual combination for a board this size, and pricing in sats with a live Kraken conversion is a small but real technical detail most novelty boards skip. That said, the ledger did not load for us and our own scan days earlier also found it empty, so there is no current ranking or traffic data to point to. Purely a novelty entry to test cheaply if the format appeals to you.
Key metrics
- Value score
- F (1/100)
- Total revenue
- $0
| Listings | 0 |
| Domain rating | 1/100 |
How we calculated this
Ahrefs DR: 1/100.
How does biggusdickus.lol work?
Rank is measured in satoshis, with a USD equivalent shown using Kraken's live last-trade price; Lightning Bitcoin payments start at 100 sats, and card payments have a $5 minimum. Lower bids still earn a rightful place on the board, per the site's own rules. The leaderboard itself was stuck on Opening the imperial ledger, the scribes are checking the latest tribute, and never resolved during our review, matching our own Aug 23, 2026 scan note of an empty ledger with a $5 floor.
Bidding rules
- Rank is measured in satoshis; USD is shown using Kraken's live last-trade price.
- Bitcoin Lightning payments start at 100 sats.
- Card payments have a $5 minimum.
- A lower bid still earns a placement on the board.
What does a listing include?
- A tribute-ranked spot on the leaderboard, priced in sats or dollars
- A USD-equivalent conversion using Kraken's live rate
Is biggusdickus.lol worth it?
Pros
- +Accepts both Bitcoin Lightning (from 100 sats) and standard card payment, a genuinely unusual combination
- +Rank pricing in sats converts to USD using Kraken's live last-trade price, a real technical detail
- +Lower bids still earn a placement rather than being rejected outright
- +The comedic framing is at least self-aware about being a novelty, not a serious ranking
Cons
- −The leaderboard did not finish loading during our review
- −Our own scan on Aug 23, 2026 also found the ledger empty
- −No confirmed traffic or click data exists yet
- −The novelty framing itself will be a hard pass for brand-sensitive advertisers
Who should advertise on biggusdickus.lol?
- Anyone wanting a cheap, purely novelty placement rather than a serious ranking play
- Bitcoin users who want a Lightning payment option most boards do not offer
- Not for brand-sensitive advertisers uncomfortable with the site's comedic framing
How it compares
| Board | CPC | To outbid | Traffic | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Biggusdickus | — | $5 | — | F (1) |
| bidout | $0.00/click | $8 | — | C (56) |
| hill.bid | $0.01/click | $2 | 188/mo | D (35) |
| toolarena.lol | $0.01/click | $6 | — | C (58) |
| RankAffiliate | $0.02/click | $6 | — | C (55) |
Frequently asked questions
- How does Biggus Dickus rank entries?
- By tribute paid, measured in satoshis, with a USD equivalent shown using Kraken's live last-trade price.
- How do I pay?
- Bitcoin Lightning, starting at 100 sats, or by card, starting at a $5 minimum.
- Is the leaderboard populated right now?
- It did not finish loading during our review, and our earlier scan on Aug 23, 2026 also found it empty.
- Does a lower bid still get listed?
- Yes, per the site's own rules: a lower bid still earns its rightful place on the board.